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There was no "Bull" in that Edson report.

As for the cows, it was quite hilarious.

After crossing the creek (nearly being trapped in a mudhole),

as I climbed up the steep 10 ft bank,

the cows saw me and a started a small stampede towards Vince.

After they ran out of room to run

(stopped either by a fence or a look at Vince, I'm not sure which)

they turned around and started to amble back towards me.

Soon they were in a small semicircle around me.

I was expectng a "take me to your leader" conversation,

but all I heard was a mooving discussion amongs cows.

Whenever I stepped towards them, they spun around

and trotted a few feet away, only to return and stare at me again.

Flapping arms and yelling at them only made them spin a bit quicker.

They didn't go further away, but stopped edging closer.

I finally walked around them and downstream to fish a while,

leaving them to stand on top of the bank and stare at Vince.

My conclusion? Cows are curious beasts, but dumb as posts.

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I was expectng a "take me to your leader" conversation,

but all I heard was a mooving discussion amongs cows.

Moo.. moo.. moo.. moo.. mooo.

 

http://www.adequate.com/SouthPark/Guide/Episode/101.html

 

You didn't have a satellite dish with you by chance?

 

Whenever I stepped towards them, they spun around

and trotted a few feet away, only to return and stare at me again.

 

Flapping arms and yelling at them only made them spin a bit quicker.

Stop it now, or I'm gonna pee my waders! Flapping your arms... howl! I woulda paid money to see that! :laugh:

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